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@wherenoman

[improbable_logic]

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What happened to your phaser? Or communicator?

( Which is to say: yes, there is some Judging. )

[wherenoman]

They were with my jacket.

[ This should definitely require no followup questions. ]

[improbable_logic]

Strange they were not attached to your belt as is the custom. Why were you separated from your jacket?

( Do you even know your XO, Jim? There are always follow-up questions. )

[wherenoman]

[ A man's got to have hope. That his embarrassing bear-related near-death encounters can be conveniently forgotten, along with his breaking of any and all regulations. ]

Bear got a hold of it.

What matters is that it all turned out alright in the end.

[improbable_logic]

This goes a bit beyond ignoring regulations, don't you think so? What was the point of this solo mission?

[wherenoman]

I wasn't aware that there were regulations around what to do when attacked by a bear, Spock. Next time I'll bring you with me.

[improbable_logic]

Good. I will spare the rest of a lecture I know you will ignore and simply ask: are you alright? Do you require anything, or shall I simply send Bones to you?

[wherenoman]

I'm alright, yes. Bones is next on my list to contact.